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Between 12/01/2024 00:00 and 01/01/2025 00:00
EasyThreads added GalaxyBat64 to the group. 12/03/2024 16:53
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Sepher Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 16:54
*turns the dining hall into a school, and dresses herself as a teacher*
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2024 16:55
### **Children’s Stories Themed Lunch Menu** Each platter is a whimsical culinary nod to beloved tales, crafted to spark joy and imagination. Dietary alternatives for gluten-free, vegan, low-carb, and low-fat options are thoughtfully included. --- **1. Little Red’s Basket Feast** (*Little Red Riding Hood*) - **Main:** Rosemary and thyme roasted chicken thigh, wrapped in puff pastry to resemble a woven basket. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Almond flour crust. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Roasted jackfruit in a gluten-free pastry. - **Side:** Beet and apple slaw with a hint of honey, shaped into a bright red rose. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Maple syrup instead of honey. - **Dessert:** Mini red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting, topped with fondant wolf paw prints. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Cashew-based frosting. - **Alternative:** Sugar-free: Erythritol-sweetened cupcakes. - **Drink:** Cranberry hibiscus iced tea in a glass jar tied with a gingham ribbon. - **Alternative:** No sugar: Unsweetened hibiscus tea. --- **2. Big Bad BBQ Platter** (*Three Little Pigs*) - **Main:** Smoked pulled pork sliders with smoky chipotle aioli, served on a "brick" of sourdough bread. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Sweet potato buns. - **Alternative:** Vegan: BBQ jackfruit sliders. - **Side:** Crispy haystack onion rings with tangy barbecue dipping sauce. - **Alternative:** Low-fat: Baked zucchini fries. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Rice flour breading. - **Dessert:** Chocolate fudge "brick" brownies stacked like a miniature piggy house. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Almond flour brownies. - **Alternative:** Low-sugar: Erythritol brownies. - **Drink:** Root beer served in a miniature house-shaped mug.
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**3. Cloudy with a Plate of Meatballs** (*Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs*) - **Main:** Spaghetti and giant beef meatballs, served in a cloud of parmesan and marinara "raindrops." - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Zucchini noodles. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Lentil meatballs with cashew cream sauce. - **Side:** Garlic bread "umbrellas," cut into crescent shapes and dusted with parsley. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Rice flour breadsticks. - **Alternative:** Low-fat: Baked whole-grain crackers. - **Dessert:** Cotton candy served on edible waffle cone "umbrellas." - **Alternative:** Sugar-free: Erythritol-sweetened meringue clouds. - **Drink:** Sparkling cherry lemonade with floating "raindrop" blueberries.
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**4. Mouse’s Cookie Platter** (*If You Give a Mouse a Cookie*) - **Main:** Mini cheeseburgers stacked to resemble giant cookies, complete with sesame "chips." - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Lettuce wraps. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Black bean burgers. - **Side:** Shoestring fries piled into a "milk jug." - **Alternative:** Low-fat: Air-fried sweet potato fries. - **Dessert:** A warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie paired with a shot of chilled almond milk. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Almond flour cookies. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Coconut oil cookies.
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--- **5. Jack’s Beanstalk Feast** (*Jack and the Beanstalk*) - **Main:** Grilled green beans wrapped in savory crepes to mimic beanstalks climbing on your plate. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Chickpea flour crepes. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Hummus-stuffed crepes. - **Side:** Mashed golden potatoes with edible flower petals as "giant blossoms." - **Alternative:** Low-fat: Mashed cauliflower. - **Dessert:** Vanilla panna cotta "clouds" with golden caramel drizzle and sugar snap pea decorations. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Coconut milk panna cotta. - **Drink:** Sparkling cucumber water with a "beanstalk" straw. --- **6. Toad’s Tea Time Treat** (*The Wind in the Willows*) - **Main:** Herb-crusted salmon or tofu, shaped like a lily pad and garnished with lemon-basil aioli. - **Alternative:** Low-fat: Poached salmon with herbs. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Marinated tofu steaks. - **Side:** Wild rice pilaf sprinkled with diced vegetables, styled as a miniature riverscape. - **Alternative:** Low-carb: Cauliflower rice. - **Dessert:** Frog-shaped matcha macarons with a chocolate ganache filling. - **Alternative:** Gluten-free: Almond flour macarons. - **Alternative:** Vegan: Aquafaba-based macarons. - **Drink:** Mint-infused green tea served in a teacup with a biscuit saucer. - **Alternative:** Low-sugar: Unsweetened tea with mint. --- Each platter is a delightful journey through the world of childhood imagination, bursting with color, creativity, and charm!
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Sepher Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:03
Surprise! It's Children Stories theme!
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:03
You realize most people here have not heard of any of these stories?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:03
The Kids Have! AND some of the others!
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I was raised by two bookworms. We had all of these and more. I honestly would love to try all of these, but yknow...gotta pick one....
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Shelly BOT 12/03/2024 17:23
Oooh! I want the piggies!!!!
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Beanstalk with Vegan Alternatives Please!
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Me too! Me too!
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Axel Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:23
Make that three Beanstalks....
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Mouse and The Cookies!!!!! I love this story!!!!!
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Cloudy With Meatballs, Please!
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Valorie BOT 12/03/2024 17:23
Give me a Little Red....Gotta love some Red Velvet Cupcakes....
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Kirin Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:23
I second this.
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Jenara BOT 12/03/2024 17:29
I want Cloudy With Meatballs Too!
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I want a Little Red! *looks at Lily* Hi Mommy!
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*hugs her* What are you doing out?
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:29
Any time The Brats want to go out, I bring them. Duh. Though with Jade being who she is I'm surprised she hasn't tried to bond with them.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:31
Anyway, Lily, I think I have an idea....
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2024 17:34
### **7. The Ultimate Children's Library Sampler** A magical assortment inspired by all the featured tales, this platter brings together the best bites from every story. Perfect for indecisive adventurers or those who want to savor every chapter! --- - **Main Selection:** - A mini version of *Little Red’s Basket Feast*: A petite puff pastry filled with a dollop of herb-roasted vegetables. - A slider-sized *Big Bad BBQ*: Pulled pork or BBQ jackfruit on a mini bun. - A bite-sized portion of *Cloudy with a Plate of Meatballs*: One jumbo meatball atop a twirl of spaghetti or zucchini noodles. - **Side Selection:** - A "rose" of beet and apple slaw from *Little Red’s Basket Feast*. - A single "umbrella" garlic bread from *Cloudy with a Plate of Meatballs*. - A small helping of golden mashed potatoes with edible flowers from *Jack’s Beanstalk Feast*. - **Dessert Selection:** - A mini *If You Give a Mouse a Cookie* chocolate chip cookie, nestled on a tiny napkin. - A frog-shaped *Wind in the Willows* matcha macaron. - A cloud-shaped *Jack and the Beanstalk* vanilla panna cotta drizzle with caramel. - **Drink:** A magical rainbow layer drink with segments of cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and blue butterfly pea flower tea, served in a tall, storybook-themed tumbler.
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Aww, Sepher, you didn't have to...
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Sepher Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:35
Nonsense! Now I'll be back. If more show up, one of the chefs will answer to them. *leaves*
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 17:41
Damn. Get me one of those.
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 17:41
Same to be honest.
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hungry are we?
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*comes in and sits down, not even looking at the menu*
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 17:43
Hey Sister....You hungry?.....
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*thinking, wait for it*
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 17:48
> [Reply to](): @Sorin (<@!174680819565068288>) > hungry are we? I was thinking we could share it? *smiles*
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Quinton BOT 12/03/2024 17:48
*Coming in with her. casually taking the menu from her and giving her a kiss on the cheek* She'll have the Number six Alternative.
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ahem....
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Quinton BOT 12/03/2024 17:50
keep her glass full, and her food hot..... or I'll have to hear about it...
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thank you baby... so you going to go have fun? I'll see you two later.
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no you weren't.
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Quinton BOT 12/03/2024 17:52
*He nodded and chuckled* Of course. i'll be back in no time. i promise. *He said before kissing her, and Getting the Number 1 to go*
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 17:53
*leans in and whisper-yells* Okay, I wasn't. I just missed breakfast! Just say I'm serious so my sister doesn't call me fat again!
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*fine* that sounds like a good idea, a light tasting... good idea.
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 17:55
*thank you sweetheart...* It does, doesn't it? *kisses his cheek*
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*so you wanting me to pick at it so you can have most of it*
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 17:56
*yes....*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:01
*serving everyone* Enjoy!
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*dipping the cookie in the cup of milk* Hehehehehe.....
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*playing with Lily's chocolate frog from the sampler* RIBBIT!
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You're lucky that's cute....But stop touching my food.....
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Okie! *puts the frog back*
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Thank you. *digs into her platter*
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Valorie BOT 12/03/2024 18:12
*eating her Little Red* Soooo...Any plans everyone?
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:12
I'm going out with Cressida. Mother Daughter time.
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:12
I'm probably going to help Araavos with the new arrivals alongside Serena, Jade, Asani, and Jim.
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:12
I'm hoping to take Sorin on a date. If you're not busy of course, love....
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that so? I'm guessing I don't have a choice, do i? (edited)
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:14
You always have a choice.....
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yes or yes dear?
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:17
I'm not my sister....
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It's always yes or no...or maybe.....
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and where is this date of ours?
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:20
A surpriiiiiiseee~
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oooookay
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:21
Do you want to or not?...
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can't a man be curious as to where he's being dragged off to?
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:35
Okay Fine! It's just ice skating! I'm in a winter mood....
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now see.... was that so hard? I'd love to.
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:39
*smilies brightly* Really?
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of course
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:46
I'm glad. We can head out after lunch?
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Aww, cute!
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:46
Surprised we don't have a dance hall yet. Would be nice for parties.
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Trinity BOT 12/03/2024 18:46
Shh! Don't give my sister ideas!
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i can always add one ... I was meant to take this place one day
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:47
What's that supposed to mean?
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he's not going to be around forever you know
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:52
Yes he is. He's THE God.
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:52
You sound more delusional than when Fernessa was with Astarion
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:52
*walking past* FUCK YOU, BLONDIE! *leaving*
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Quite literally impossible. If you're a God, you have to choose not to exist....
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didn't say he wouldn't exist
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 18:58
Then why would he leave?....And if he leaves, where do we go?
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probably to another plane, with him, or without him depending on if he's needing alone time or not. Like earth's dark ages
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 19:47
So one fay he'll just abandon us
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You're a god, you can wait. For as long as you need to. But he never goes away forever.
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Merlyn Alarie BOT 12/03/2024 19:49
I guess that's true...
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Sooo Grandpa will be taking time off from his duties as God? And giving them to you?? *she asked. Overhearing the conversation*
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But... When?... Would he tell us?...
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of course he would, and those whom wish to go with him, will go. Those that wish to remain will. Unless he wishes to be alone for a millenia or two, in which case, people will scatter to do their own thing and wait for him. But he likely won't go until all mortals he's connected to have perished.
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*Nods in understanding. But still a little worried. She hates the idea of her grandpa not being around.*
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I get you're upset. *he's every bit as much in their heads as araavos can be* but tey to understand. You try having a job for a few billion years without a break.
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And eventually, we'll all go.... hell wipe the slate clean, becoming his orb, and birthing a new multiverse, a new reality. And a new era will begin. On that day, not even I will be around to see it....
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*her eyes began to water and she tried her best not to cry. Thinking about not being around and her family being gone now becoming a real fear.*
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S-So even the Half Mortals... Er.. Demigods like us will go too?... All of us will just be gone?...
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yes but you won't even know it. It's like time will stop. You won't be sad because you won't exist to be sad. Like a moment frozen in time
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What about our souls?... Will they still exist?... Somewhere?... Somehow?...
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Damn it....I worked so hard to still be alive *now*! You're telling me regardless of if I'm immortal or not, we're all STILL fucked?!
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forever..... is a very long time lily. It's why it's called forever. Again. Its not like losing someone. You wont even know it happened. There will be nothing, no thought no sound no atoms or stardust. Nothing..... all at once. Just. Gone. You wont die, you can't die. You just simply won't exist.and at the same time, have never existed. Except within the memory of araavos. So...... make him remember you, in the time you do have.
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Estella BOT 12/03/2024 20:12
he better recreate me in this new reality of his or I'll haunt his fucking thoughts till he does
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Valorie BOT 12/03/2024 20:13
if reincarnation is a thing, can I PLEASE have a bloodline that's NOT cursed?!
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2024 21:04
After eating and talking for awhile everyone moved on to their own activities
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